I was severely bored the other day, so I decided to entertain myself by clicking through the Craig’s List personals in my area. Interesting pastime, I know, but bear with me here because it lead to a really good story.
I clicked on one of the links and was met with a sight I had never seen on Craig’s List ever before: a poem. That’s right, folks. Someone is on Craig’s List soliciting people via poetry. I have decided to copy the poem here and add some commentary so you know what went through my head when I originally read this piece of art:
*Note: I do not own any part of this lovely piece of literary genius. All my comments are highlighted and italicized.*
Moments
At fifty years and almost three
Really? Fifty three years old and you still haven’t found a better way to proposition other men than poetry? Maybe that’s why you’re using Craig’s List…
I have a lot to say
My thoughts have written one good book
I have a lot to say
My thoughts have written one good book
I would like to read this book…
Twas written in one day
Twas written in one day
I am now doubtful as to how good this book could be
My life is most unusual
Yep… you’re writing poetry on Craig’s List… just thought I would point that out…
I’m not a typical gay
I have my kids, and grandkids, too
Never a dull day
I’m not a typical gay
I have my kids, and grandkids, too
Never a dull day
I’m not really sure how to respond at this point…
I’m whole, complete and ready now
To fulfill upon my goal
My heart is free to give the love
For which there is no toll
Correct me if I’m wrong, but the only love I can think of for which there is a “toll” would be the kind of “love” you find on a downtown street corner…
I’m looking for my Mr. Right
His love to fill the hole
There are so many things that are wrong with that last line…
I’m waiting for his eyes to be
The mirrors to my soul
I’m waiting for his eyes to be
The mirrors to my soul
It’s in that moment when we first meet
That we know it’s yes or no
We’ll look and guess, we’ll wonder some
We could just ebb and flow
And again… are these supposed to be double entendres? I mean, seeing as how you wrote a good book in one day, I expect you didn’t just miss the possible implications here…
A moment can be special yet
It doesn’t add that much
I’m looking for one special look
Wait… if a special moment doesn’t add that much why are you looking for one? Is anyone else confused?
His passion, love and such
His passion, love and such
And such??? Might want to clarify there… more entendres…
A lifetime isn’t all that long
No guarantee of days
I actually appreciate that line… kudos, Craig’s List Poet
Yet my wish is that I find the man
Who’ll smile within my gaze.
Yet my wish is that I find the man
Who’ll smile within my gaze.
If this does make you want to ask
“Am I the one for him?”
Then answer this right now, today
Step out upon that limb
I like how he includes a poetic version of the “answer this if you dare” line that most Craig’s List users go for… another point for CLP
We’ll never know unless you do
A mystery it will be
Could be we are just the ones
Who love eternally.
I want to know if he finds his eternal love via poetry on Craig’s List… it would certainly restore much of my faith in humanity…
-Kaiti
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